Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.

G is for Green, that’s constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I’ve never known, I won’t be believed and I’ll have no fun, For I’m sure to be playing alone.

I’ve suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Scott calls Bois-Guilbert ‘an unprincipled voluptuary,’ which is hard to improve on.

They head the list of bad to bet on: But I insist they’re worse to get on.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That’s why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau’s idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went around preaching this ingenious idea, the shopkeepers of Concord hoped he would drop dead.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they’ve become elderly.